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Books with title Please Don't Eat Me

  • Please Don't Eat Me

    Liz Climo

    Hardcover (Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, Oct. 15, 2019)
    Handpicked by Amazon kids’ books editor, Seira Wilson, for Prime Book Box – a children’s subscription that inspires a love of reading.Beloved author-illustrator Liz Climo is back with a hilarious take on (reluctant) friendship that will appeal to fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and I Want My Hat Back!When a carefree bunny is approached by a voracious bear in the woods, Bunny has just one request: "Please don't eat me."But the bear has a never-ending list of requests, and Bunny realizes maybe Bear isn't as hungry as he'd let on...maybe he just wants his new friend's company for a while. This witty and poignant exploration of predator and prey will have children and parents alike roaring with laughter--and looking for their next meal.
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  • Please Don’t Hug Me

    Kay Kerr

    language (Text Publishing, April 28, 2020)
    A funny-serious own-voices story about what happens when you stop trying to be the person other people expect you to be and give yourself a go. Erin is looking forward to Schoolies, at least she thinks she is. But things are not going to plan. Life is getting messy, and for Erin, who is autistic, that’s a big problem. She’s lost her job at Surf Zone after an incident that clearly was not her fault. Her driving test went badly even though she followed the instructions perfectly. Her boyfriend is not turning out to be the romantic type. And she’s missing her brother, Rudy, who left almost a year ago. But now that she’s writing letters to him, some things are beginning to make just a tiny bit of sense. Kay Kerr is a former journalist and community newspaper editor from Brisbane, now living on the Sunshine Coast with her husband and daughter and working as a freelance writer. Kay was writing the first draft of Please Don’t Hug Me, her first book, when she received her own autism-spectrum diagnosis. ‘This book is beautifully intimate, and so authentic. You’re going to love getting to know its central character, Erin. I’m so thrilled this book exists.’ Claire Christian ‘A moving and insightful story about finding your place in the world.’ Nina Kenwood
  • Please Don't Eat Me

    Liz Climo

    eBook (Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, Oct. 15, 2019)
    Beloved author-illustrator Liz Climo is back with a hilarious take on (reluctant) friendship that will appeal to fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and I Want My Hat Back!When a carefree bunny is approached by a voracious bear in the woods, Bunny has just one request: "Please don't eat me."But the bear has a never-ending list of requests, and Bunny realizes maybe Bear isn't as hungry as he'd let on...maybe he just wants his new friend's company for a while. This witty and poignant exploration of predator and prey will have children and parents alike roaring with laughter--and looking for their next meal.
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  • Please Don't Eat the Daisies

    Jean Kerr, Marni Webb, Blackstone Audio, Inc.

    Audible Audiobook (Blackstone Audio, Inc., April 27, 2010)
    This collection of essays observes the perils of motherhood, wifehood, selfhood, and other assorted challenges. Since its publication in 1957, it has sold millions of copies and has been adapted into a Broadway play, a film, a TV series, and now an audiobook. Jean Kerr's parodies of the clichéd 1950s prescription for glamorous or maternal feminine behavior still resonate today as we enter the 21st century.
  • Please Don't Eat the Daisies

    Jean Kerr

    eBook (Open Road Media, Jan. 22, 2019)
    The “refreshing . . . laugh-out-loud” #1 New York Times bestseller about life in the suburbs that was adapted into a classic film comedy (Kirkus Reviews). One day, Tony Award–winning playwright Jean Kerr packed up her four kids (and husband, Walter, one of Broadway’s sharpest critics), and left New York City. They moved to a faraway part of the world that promised a grassy utopia where daisies grew wild and homes were described as neo-gingerbread. In this collection of “wryly observant” essays, Kerr chronicles her new life in this strange land called Larchmont (TheWashington Post). It sounds like bliss—no more cramped apartments and nightmarish after-theater cocktail parties where the martinis were never dry enough. Now she has her very own washer/dryer, a garden, choice seats at the hottest new third-grade school plays (low overhead but they’ll never recoup their losses), and a fresh new kind of lunacy. In Please Don’t Eat the Daisies “Jean Kerr cooks with laughing gas” as she explores the everyday absurdities, anxieties, and joys of marriage, family, friends, home decorating, and maintaining a career—but this time with a garage! (Time).
  • Please Don’t Go

    Elizabeth Benning

    language (Alloy Entertainment, Nov. 10, 2016)
    Zibby Lloyd’s food binges and purges have gone on for months. When her bulimia becomes life-threatening, she’s sent to Hope House, a residence for kids with serious medical problems. Zibby hates it there; as far as she’s concerned, her only problem is how to get out! When Zibby hears she’s getting a roommate, she’s furious. She’s doubly mad when Lauren Kent arrives. Lauren is a beautiful, perfect girl Zibby has known her whole life. Only now it looks as if Lauren isn’t so perfect: she’s anorexic. The two lifelong enemies are united at last—in a plan to escape from Hope House. But will the mission that brings them together as friends also endanger their lives?
  • Please Don't Eat Me

    Roger DeMuth

    Board book (Blue Apple Books, Sept. 17, 2008)
    Were you thinking of having fish for dinner? The fish in this story may talk you out of it! After all, fish are pretty bony . . . and have you seen what they eat? Flaps lift up to reveal funny surprises, and Roger De Muth's bright and zany illustrations present a quirky look at the food chain.
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  • Please Don't Die

    Lurlene McDaniel

    language (Laurel Leaf, Oct. 27, 2010)
    When Katie O'Roark receives an invitation from the One Last Wish Foundation to spend the summer at Jenny House, she eagerly says yes. Katie is ever grateful to the anonymous "JWC," the person who gave her the gift that allowed her to receive a heart transplant. Now Katie is asked to help others who, like herself, are facing medical odds against them.Being a "Big Sister" to Amanda, an eleven-year-old victim of leukemia; Chelsea, a thirteen-year-old candidate for a heart transplant; and Lacey, a fifeen-year-old diabetic who refuses to face her problems, is a challenge. As the summer progresses, the girls form a bond of friendship as they behave "just like healthy kids."When a crisis occurs and one of the girls does not get to fulfill her dreams, the friends are devastated. The girls vow to gather each summer, so long as one of them is alive, in honor of their dreams and of a friendship strong enough to endure beyond this life.
  • Please Don't Go

    Kelly Mooney

    language (Kelly Mooney, Oct. 14, 2012)
    The sequel to Please Don't Tell! The day Ethan Chapman found out that his father had been killed, his life quickly spiraled out of control. After his mother forced him to move from Australia back to London to be closer to family, his life still hadn't changed. The only difference was that this time he had a partner, his cousin, Peter Watson. Night after night of hitting pubs, Peter finally convinced him to go on their yearly vacation to the Caribbean. He almost didn't go, but the desire to see Sophie Gerrard, his first crush, took over. For the last year and a half, Ethan thanked God everyday he got on that bloody plane. Because, not only was she everything he remembered, but she was now his. And, he planned on keeping it that way. But, life never goes as planned. Sophie Gerrard is a senior, and doing her spring semester abroad in London, to be with Ethan. Everything is perfect, until Ethan's world shatters, and he spirals out of control. She wants to be the one to help him, but Ethan was never one to accept help easily. With Peter's assistance, can Sophie save Ethan for a second time, or is it the end of their perfect relationship? Told in alternating points of view.
  • Please Don't Judge Me

    Lasha Murray

    Paperback (Archway Publishing, Aug. 1, 2018)
    Your clothes may not fit right or be brand-new. You may not have a lot of friends. You may not be good at sports. But youre a good friend to your circle; youre a responsible kid; and youre a student that likes math, science, and reading adventures. That makes you awesome. Advocating self-love and compassion for others, this picture book for children shows the importance of not judging others based on who or what you think they should be. Instead, judge others based on their character and the actions you see. With discussions questions included, Please Dont Judge Me, helps parents and educators talk about the topic of bullying with our youth.
  • Please Don't Eat Me Monster

    Charles Vald, Rachael Vald, Daniel McCloskey

    language (, Jan. 6, 2014)
    Clara loves her noisy, clumsy, messy purple monster. Unfortunately, Mum doesn't. “That monster is destroying our house! We're taking it back to the shop.” Is the perfect green monster Mum gets instead as good as it seems? Clara doesn't think so, especially when it swallows Mum and you can guess who's next.... 25 Illustrated Pictures.Ages 3-6.
  • Please don't eat the daisies

    Jean Kerr

    Hardcover (Doubleday, March 15, 1957)
    Please Don't Eat the Daisies has sold millions of copies since its original publication in 1957. It became a film in 1960 starring David Niven and Doris Day, and a television series in 1965. Now you can hear why many consider Jean Kerr to be one of America's funniest writers. In this unique collection of essays, Kerr captures the perils of motherhood, wifehood, selfhood, and other assorted challenges. Listen and learn "How to Decorate in One Easy Breakdown" and how to drop those unwanted pounds with "Aunt Jean's Marshmallow Fudge Diet." Please Don't Eat the Daisies strikes modern listeners as particularly funny because these feminist issues are still relevant today.